I have a very very funny story to post. And i want to post it for two reasons. One to remember it and two so that all of you will know about it.
First off I like candles. I love to find those candles with the perfect aroma that just takes you to a special place. I love it when i can find that perfect candle. But since we have an Audrey. and she likes to pull an Audrey (
Friends reference- also love those). I have not had candles burning in a while. But i still have matches. Lots of matches. One day Audrey got a hold of the match box. May i remind you a very very full match box. So we had about 100 matches across the living room floor. It was not much fun cleaning the matches up and still i find them randomly on the floor.
Yesterday Audrey found a match. (I had no idea she did by the way) and decided that sticking it up her nose was a very good idea. I was in the bathroom and patrick was in the kitchen and we both hear this funny funny snort come from
Audrey (it almost sounded like a laugh, you know when some ones snorts before they begin to laugh) but
immediately after the snort she starts to cry. The two of us run over to her to find a match hanging from her finger. Yes, hanging from her finger by snot. Very
icky slimy snot. Now this calls into question how far she actually stuck the match into her nose? it could not have just been inside the opening i don't think she would have hurt herself by doing that. She must have stuck that thing so far up that it could have tickled her little brain. poor little thing. I've never had to have a doctor stick something up my nose to get a sample but patrick has and i know for a fact that it was not a pleasant experience for him. And that had a ball of cotton on the end if it. Imagine a long stick of wood. Very pointy and splintery.
Anyway that's it i just wanted you to know about this funny story.
Love,
Elizabeth, Patrick and Audrey
