Happy Birthday Aunt Katherine

Happy birthday to Katherine,
Happy Birthday to Katherine,
Happy Birthday to K-a-th-er-ine.
Happy Birthday to you.
(And many more on channe.......I won't Continue)

So it is Katherine's birthday and i have no idea what to get her. Yes that was a confession of sorts. BUT! I have been thinking about it non stop. Seriously what do you get someone who is interested in going to Divinity School.

YES! I said it.

Katherine you are weird. What are you really going to do at divinity school. Wander around and prove that everyone else is wrong? I know that you would never do that, but really what can you do with a degree from divinity school. Teach? note the question above. Ok so that was a little harsh but what do you expect someone to think when you say I want to go to divinity school.

Wow! glad to get that monkey off my back. I'm not too concerned. I doubt she will ever read this. I doubt she has ever read this. Sad! Suddenly don't feel so inclined to get a gift. I must! what would people think? I should get her something crappy. Like UVSC apparel. hee hee hee. Something totally use less and something she would absolutely despise and might just throw away the minute I am gone. All of a sudden a bunch of crap gift ideas come to mind.

Happy birthday Katherine! Happy Birthday indeed! :)

I guess i should say something about Audrey. The little one is doing great. She now as 3 teeth. Two that are just coming in and the first that has been here forever. The poor thing she has been in such pain all month. Orajel is a life saver. Oh, how she hates that nasty bubble gum taste. (Seriously why bubble gum, Babies have no idea what bubble gum tastes like.) But once i put the stuff on she is such a happy camper. You would think that she would know by now that the little white tube is pain reliever.

For the past few days Audrey has been on amoxicillin for an ear infection. The medicine has a very sweet taste and Audrey loves it. The minute i pull that bottle out of the fridge she knows what it is and that she is getting sweet stuff. I believe she thinks it is candy. You would think that if she could relate to a bottle in 5 days that she would understand the tube in a month. Poor thing i think she is confused. We have a smart one.

Just kidding. Audrey really is a smart and good little thing. It is so entertaining to watch her and see what new things she is discovering. Sad that she has a memory of a gold fish. And i mean that in the nicest way possible.

It looks like she is about to grasp the concept of standing. She will do it when she is playing with something and is not aware of what she is doing with her body. But the second that she realizes she is standing the fear kicks in and she falls to the floor. At least she has a nice cushy diaper that cushions the fall.

anyways I do not want to bore you any longer with my rants and raves.

Love,
Elizabeth, Patrick and Audrey.